The "Laptop"

I always wondered about the many uses that I can probably put my laptop to. So I started out by making a list of everything that my laptop does.

• Acts as a mobile workstation
• Gives a techie look to the user (me)
• Keeps me out of unwanted conversations (all I have to do is start staring at the screen and pretend to think)
• Is a good strength exercise equipment (weighs almost 9 pounds)
• Cooking
• Keeps people away

Anybody would wonder what the hell do the last two mean. Well, the "DELL" that I got two years back gets so hot after an hour of trying to use it that i can probably make an omlette or pancakes off its back. Now for the best in the list, I can simply get rid of people by making them use this laptop, you can figure out how ;).

Now whoever thought that laptops can bring peace into troubled lives. :D